The Tale of the Territorial Cat

These adorable, fluffy little creatures called cats inspire me. They have a special place in my heart mostly for being so criminally cute with their touch-my-heart colorful eyes and that rosy button of a nose they all carry on their faces. Perhaps, most significantly, is the fact that cats, unlike dogs, have a personality too big for their loaf of a body to contain.

Here is why I believe cats must have been gods who desired to experience life here on earth. Firstly, they have a magnetic charm that seems to attract even their worst anti-fans. They mind their business most of the time, meaning they will less likely get in your way unless they are mad at you for forgetting to give them treats. They will spend most of their day, with you as their butler, attending to their every need. All cat mums know their babies’ most favorite cat treat and food brand on the market. My cat Nam Nam for example, loves chicken-flavored dry food and for treats, juicy shrimp is his dream. He also enjoys a bowl of silver fish soaked in a little bit of water for that semi-crunchy and saucy bite.

Cats are like royals, they have excellent table manners, wipe after they eat and groom themselves at least ten times a day to stay well kept and orderly- just like royals. Although, I haven’t been able to understand their passionate dislike for water and I advise you to find someone else to help you with your laundry because your cat will not! A beautiful munchkin is probably what I will come back as when I reincarnate in my next lifetime. I would make sure to find a human who loves me to death so I can live my life like a queen that I know I will be.

Another interesting fact about cats is that they are the best slappers in the history of civilization. They will slap common sense into anyone who threatens to violate their personal space when they don’t feel like being pet. They will slap you if you kiss them before you brush your teeth(ew!) because being one of the animals with the most heightened sense of smell, you can imagine how disgusted they would be to smell your morning breath. That is why if anyone ever wants that smooch or kiss from a cat, they need to groom themselves or at least take lessons from their cat on how to do that!

Finally, these adorable little creatures should replace the statute of liberty or some other iconic landmark anywhere in the world because they have the potential to stop wars and depression with their magnetic charm and cuteness! Happy cat day!

Nam Nam Gallery

Recently NamNam has been busy doing our laundry at night.

He also runs away with chicken chunks when I am not looking.

I guess NamNam identifies with the Luhya tribe of kenya, whose amazing people have fallen in love with chicken. The fact that he only eats dry food with chicken only explains a lot about his Luhya ancestry which I seem not to know about.

With that said, here are some memorable pictures we took of him doing all these amazing things:

Mum, Where Do We Come from?

Hi again! It is your friend, Nam Nam.

Today I asked mummy where I came from. She hugged me and said I was a gift sent from heaven to make her life beautiful. Of course I don’t know where heaven is but it looked like very far up in the sky where mummy was pointing. I asked mummy why my friends from the neighbourhood sleep outside and look hungry all the time. She said, “Baby, not everyone accepts the gift of love into their life, to nurture it and grow it.”

“Oh, okay.” I replied. Not fully understanding what she meant. I hope heaven would send us food.

My Name Is Nam Nam

Hi! I am Nam Nam. I am 1 years old. I am a male cat and my mum tells me I was a teeny weeny kitten when she first met me. She said she fell in love with me at first sight! I love my mummy a lot!

I am a good cat. I don’t cause any troubles except for the occasional poop accidents at home. I love my home, it has a balcony, my favorite spot for an afternoon nap. I get time to go outside and play too. I have several friends, we play a lot. I also have a girlfriend, her name is orange. She has the most beautiful eyes ever! I sneak outside the house when mum is not around to see her.

Mum is busy all throughout the week, but granny is there to keep me company. She likes to give me meat which I enjoy a lot. In the evenings, when mum is back from work, she calls me and I run to greet her. She always comes with delicious gifts. Yesterday, she surprised me with delicious chicken, my favorite food.

Read to the end to see more cool photos. Let’s be friends shall we?

Your friend,

Nam Nam.

MY PHOTOS

Me, resting after a meal.

Me, outdoors.

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